So I just found these funny shots while browsing my SL picture folders and I thought of posting them, especially for people who have no clue what all this sexXorz stuff in SL is all about. I once caught these avatars in action while shopping and teleporting around.
I landed at a place accidentally, when I was looking for a certain hair store. And since I always have my mini-map open, I saw a bunch of green dots, but the store was empty, so I started to cam around, hmm, no one there. So I cammed down... nobody there either, and then I cammed up...whoa! There they were, 200m up in the sky! I didn't even have to fly up.
So I just stayed on the ground and observed what all these avatars were doing, cuz I thought they were bots. I started to lmao really hard when I saw these:
I landed at a place accidentally, when I was looking for a certain hair store. And since I always have my mini-map open, I saw a bunch of green dots, but the store was empty, so I started to cam around, hmm, no one there. So I cammed down... nobody there either, and then I cammed up...whoa! There they were, 200m up in the sky! I didn't even have to fly up.
So I just stayed on the ground and observed what all these avatars were doing, cuz I thought they were bots. I started to lmao really hard when I saw these:
An example of a horny avatar, waiting for the chance to pixel bump a female looking avatar. For your information, most female avatars, if not all, that go to these places, are men in real life, so I always use the term "female avatar" or "female looking avatars".
He found one of the hookers, now he's begging for some sexxies.
Typical SL perv just hopped on a ball, waiting for someone to join him. Isn't that sad? lol!
Most avatars that hang out at those sex places are fugly, like this example. No one seems to want to fuck her, so she just fell asleep lol!
This guy seems to be having a lot of pain, judging his facial expression.
So I cammed closer to see what's goin' on and...
Hah! No wonder he's having a lot of pain! I can imagine, having your dick stuck inside your body must be very painful!
A female avie seems to enjoy watching him.
If you are wondering why her shoes are sort of flashing, it's called bling - the most hated feature in SL. So if you ever decide to create an account in SL, don't ever ever wear bling, or people will shoot you.
A tranny, like many guys' darkest secret fantasy, hidden beneath the dept of their souls lol!
Some guys just hang out there and have a casual chit chat with amazones... with their dick hangin' out. Meaning literally "hang out" lol! Imagine if they did that in real life.
Why are all their goddamn balls always hangin' out their pants like that?
Now this example is just pure nightmare. I think he's so horny, he thought of fucking the chair instead. If one would have a nightmare that involves a naked guy, he would probably look like this one *shudder*
Now he decided to do it all by himself, since no one wants to join him. Isn't that sad? I mean you go to a virtual world to get laid, cuz you nobody wants to fuck you in RL, but then nobody wants to screw you virtually either! lol!
A close up of his weener. Wow! I bet ladies get turned on by this sight LMAO!
Another newb who dropped by for a quick sexxies. What's up with those horrible looking penises? Where did they get them?
Finally, a female avie was willing to get pixel screwed. Wow! Such a fugly avie with the inventory skin. She doesn't even have nipples or a coochie lol! Now please explain to me, who in the hell would wank to such a cartoon? Or even get a hard on? Those people who get off, watching this fugly ass characters, seriously need to see a doctor. Go watch a decent porn instead damn it!
Those are just a few examples of the SL sex scene. There are definitely better ones, with good looking avatars and animations. But c'mon now, it's still cartoon no matter how good those avies might look. SL veterans or sexperts, mostly use the private chat for wank sessions. So it's basically the same as using any instant messenger or cyber chatrooms.
Watching avatars pixel bump in SL is just funny as hell, since the animations, no matter how good they are, run in loops, so they all look like robots with a defective chip. It's also because the very few facial emotes look really fake and rather comical. Imagine a person having sex, with an empty look on his face and no emotion at all, well that's how avatars look like in SL, when they are having sexxies.
Oh yeah, I also tried all of those, when I was new in SL (as posted on my Diary about my early SL adventures) and the strange thing was, they thought I was a guy in real life! Now ain't that funny? lol!
Watching avatars pixel bump in SL is just funny as hell, since the animations, no matter how good they are, run in loops, so they all look like robots with a defective chip. It's also because the very few facial emotes look really fake and rather comical. Imagine a person having sex, with an empty look on his face and no emotion at all, well that's how avatars look like in SL, when they are having sexxies.
Oh yeah, I also tried all of those, when I was new in SL (as posted on my Diary about my early SL adventures) and the strange thing was, they thought I was a guy in real life! Now ain't that funny? lol!
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